Two investigators find clues linking the ongoing case that Elon Musk REALLY is the muffin man.

On Thursday, April 7th, 2022, two investigators risk their safety and visit Drury lane tucked in a suspiciously normal neighborhood in north Austin, TX. The findings were not only shocking but muffin to joke about.

"We weren't able to drive on street at first", states investigator 1 as she nervously talks, "there was construction on the road," she adds, "it all seemed a little too suspicious". Surrounded by humble houses and friendly Austinites, lies the eery end of the hidden Drury Lane. "We thought it was a bust, until we turned and saw a gate" says investigator 2 who documented pictures at the scene. Here, at the end of Drury Lane is a very small fenced in park with a playground. It makes sense but the "vibe was off" said investigator 1.

There were two large hand sanitizer bottles atop a picnic table giving the two chilling reminders of the SpaceX sanitizers that Elon Provided to his employees back in 2020. "It all seemed too regular, too staged. We walked over to it (the sanitizer bottles) and slowly stepped away. There was even a cut log by a bench that seemed very poetic. We don't think the muffin man is a bad man but we think he's got a lot of explaining to do," emphasizes investigator 2.

The two reported that the park was welcoming and cute but investigator two couldn't shake the image of a black cat on a native species sign at the park... "It just didn't make sense., black cats aren't a native species to a wild area." We looked into this, she is right. But this SpaceX-level exploration got extraterrestrial real fast.

Just as the two were walking along the lane, a cat crosses their path. It wasn't a black cat but it was worse, a tan cat. We found this image of our muffin man, in a cowboy hat, holding a suspiciously similar cat. Check out the image they captured of the cat comfortably wandering Drury Ln.